You all could be making tons of money as high-paid marketing shills for Big Pharma. But I'm glad you're not.
And the winners of the Taranabant marketing slogan contest are:
Letitshine's "Taranabant: Because food is bad." Because, you know, that's what people really really think, deep down.
bigmovesbabe's "Taranabant: Because nothing tastes as good as anxiety feels." For its social satire of That Other Tagline.
And finally, littlem's "Taranabant: Rimonabant Duzn't Wurk On Fattiez, So We Tryz Agen" just because I think it's hilarious. And oh so true.
I'll award more prizes if you keep the entries coming. Meanwhile, congratulations to our 3 lucky winners. Send me your address and T-shirt size and I'll send you a prize. :-)